Back again

Ahh...the haters are back, My cousin among the ranks. Disappointing. These are the types of guys that get out of the shower to take a piss.

I try to be a little introspective, and I get shat on because of it. Have you people nothing better to do than to find fault? Are your lives really that shallow and empty? Because I talk about something that bothers me I am labeled a whiner. Is this becuase you people keep everything so bottled in? Suppressed in your unhappy lives that you feel the need to lash out at those who talk about their feelings? Remember, what is the easiest thing to do and also the most useless? Finding Fault.

"I tell you one thing / if you want peace of mind, do not find fault with others."

~Sri Sarada Devi

Fireworks.

I remember a while ago I was invited to a 4th of July party. When told the host that I had a bunch of fireworks to bring, the host told me not to bring them. The reason for this was because another party-goer has a dog and the precious dog gets frightened by the big bad fireworks. So they were not going to set off any fireworks because of their precious little dog. Seriously, wtf is wrong with these people? To demand that no fireworks go off because of their precious little (actually a large labrador) dog.

People it is a freaking dog! Ofelia used to get all freaked out on New Years and during lightning storms, but she would just hide under the bed. Do you think I would put her in a car and drive her around just to make her feel better? Hell no! By the by, Ofi would start puking if I put her in the car. But my point is that this is a dog, not a kid.

Childless couples that have dogs and no kids, please, PLEASE stop treating your dog like a child. Your dog is just a dog. Stop taking pictures of it and sending them out as a Christ Mass card. Stop dressing the poor thing up. Stop treating your animal like it would not just start eating your face if it were hungry. Stop demanding everyone see pictures of your dog like it is a baby. Get pregnant, get a human child. Adopt if you have to! Stop this dog=human nonsense!

And to you parents that do have kids, most single people could not give a shit to see pictures of your kids. We just do not care. We will act like we do for your sake and for societies sake, but the real truth is that your crotch fruit is a disease spreading, snot nose running, annoying, loud, smelly, needy, clingy, glasses destroying, cloth ruining keys hiding, fun killing, anchor. Congratulations, you have a parasite.