My skin is crawling.

This nasty looking critter was sitting in my kitchen floor. A few days ago, I was talking to my sister on the phone as I walked through the door. As I flicked on the light, I saw this nasty looking monster on my hallway floor.

Freaked out I yelled, "What the fuck is that?!"

My sister was not amused.

I smashed it with a shoebox and was all unnerved.

Last night I walked into my kitchen, and this huge sucker was sitting next to my stove. I was thinking, why the hell are there cave crickets in my apt! As I approached it, it jumped wicked fast under the stove. I sat there thinking....then remembered I had some old glue traps from my last apt. I put one out by the stove and an hour later that freaky looking monster was caught. Up close, this thing is really disgusting looking. So far, I have not caught another one.

They are supposedly harmless and are usually eaten by the even scarier looking animal The House Centipede.