My car looked like a sheep in need of shorn-ing. One never does appreciate how the snow covers everything in a sort of beautiful, sanitary way. No snow makes everything looks so depressing and empty. Sanitary is better then vacant...I don't know what I am talking about. There are at least six to nine inches (that would be hanging down your leg!). On another note, There was a bet. This bet was for 100$. This bet was also for me to grow something. This growing will take a long time, and I will probably be unable to go out in public.
I will be growing....a.....handlebar mustache.
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...so you can be in Tombstone II?
We're gonna need to see some pics of the whole process. A "blog documentary", if you will.
Will do
Drum roll please.............
If you thought the females treated you like dirt before, those bars are not going to help the situation primo....Of course, I am not trying to deny myself the vision of you with bars on your grill, but consider the ramifications in your day-to-day....
You know...There is only one way to go when you are at the bottom. So, I don't see where else things will change either way. Obviously what I am doing is not working, so lets try a different approach. Oh, and I have many friends that are girls, just no girlfriends ^_^
And the girls that treat me like dirt, I try not to waste time on them.
I was trying to grow one of those Hitler mustaches
of course with a handlebar moustache, you can charge the wimmins for moustache rides (i think the going rate in seattle is 10 cents, but i'm not sure - my moustache ability is kind of poor)
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