Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Strange Dreams this Tuesday Night.

I went to sleep at 8pm Tuesday night. Had the strangest dream involving my family being stuck in a flood. This is probably because of all the news and such.

You know how in disaster movies these is always one person that screws everything up, does the wrong things in those situations? Well, my Mother was the one screwing up over and over again in this dream. First we were getting around the flood in a hot air balloon, and when I put her in charge of the balloon, she rammed it into the ground losing the propane tank it uses for fuel. This made the balloon too light and she stared gaining altitude and flying away. Luckily the air was cooling and she came back down to the ground to where I could grab a rope and pull her down then reattach the tank.

Then she invited some stranger into our house that we were protecting from looters and scoundrels. This guy smelled and was dirty, not the kind of person that you would invite into your home while the city was getting flooded.

Moral of the story being that my Mother is too nice for her own good. However, in a disaster situation in real life, be it floods, fires, or Zombies, I will make sure to keep her tied up so that she could not let the zombies in to kill us all.

There is always a weak link in a zombie incident. Scan your friends to figure out which one you would have to subdue so that they are unable to hurt themselves or endanger everyone else.

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